Is it wrong…

…that reading about this Shambo hullabaloo just makes me feel hungry? As it nears lunchtime, I find myself flicking to the Shambo webcam with alarming frequency and salivation.  I had some of the finest beef ever whilst in India; no doubt their holy status improved the flavour. Wouldn’t you be tender if you felt all special inside?

Holy cow

Anyhows, perhaps it’s best not to eat TB-infected meat. (One of the many reasons I don’t shop in the ‘da!)

Whilst we’re on the subject: most of the tramps scuffling around Camden have a distinctly consumptive look about them…could the nice slaughter vets sort them out, too? I hope so. I live in fear of contracting something frightful whilst dashing to Pret.  I’d even stop grumbling about the common agricultural policy if they did.

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